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Down by the Swimming HoleAn old farmer in Kansas
had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed
up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The
pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw
it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted
to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned.
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
the alligator." |
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