Best Excuses For Falling Asleep At Work
 | They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
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| This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time
management course you sent me to.
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| Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper.
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| I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!
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| This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
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| I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
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| I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level
Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory
seminar you made me attend.
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| This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about
work!
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| Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem.
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| Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
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| I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.
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| The mailroom clerk flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to
avoid getting shot.
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